me: OH HO HO HO YESSSS
me: i heard this girl talking and looked through my apartment’s peephole and saw this girl open up and go into the apartment across the hall
me: and she sounded cute too
thisiseverybody: LMFAO you’re horrible, glenn…
tomorrow is the first day of spring. i should get me a new / another hawaiian shirt, ‘specially since i’m flying down to florida on sunday.