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#4336 – lie tangent to her curves

on dcist, they have a weekly “overheard” feature where they post funny quotes that people have heard around dc and the surrounding area during the previous week. one of the quotes this week is:

The words that melt every girl’s heart.

Guy trying to pick up a girl at the Front Page:

Guy: “So, what do you do?”

Girl: “Oh, I’m an architect.”

Guy: “You know, I knew you’d be something smart. You look very…mathematical.”

i thought it was funny and figured i’d make it my away message…

me: HA!

me: see my away message?

me: that was a quote listed on dcist.com, overheard in dc sometime earlier this week

me: and now i see this on craigslist:

Mathematical beauty

Reply to: pers-265404228@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-01-19, 9:42PM EST

Italian origins, well traveled, highly educated, professional woman with lots to offer to the right person. Romantic and sensual. I love gourmet food – particularly white truffles and foie gras, candlelight baths with Veuve Clicquot, moutain hiking particularly in the snow covered Cascades, travels, reading, cooking. I don’t like passive sports, TV, discussion about politics or religion. Some of my interests are mentioned on my home page, at datashaping.com/amy.shtml

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

kkthemook: hahahahaha nice

me: ha mathematical

kkthemook: hehehe

me: if she were dy, i’d totally be dx

me: since dx / dy

kkthemook: omgz

me: bahahaha