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#4325 – choose one of these six

there’s been a big discussion/argument on our fraternity chapter’s email list recently about mac viruses vs. pc viruses. i didn’t have much to say about it until today:

From: Donald J. Brinkley

Subject: Re: virus protection

Date: January 11, 2007 12:08:14 PM EST

One virus to rule them all…One Virus to find them, One Virus to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them…

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From: Tony Hodge

Subject: Re: virus protection

Date: January 11, 2007 12:09:14 PM EST

Someone phi delta Don to kill himself. I think it’s justified.

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From: Donald J. Brinkley

Subject: Re: virus protection

Date: January 11, 2007 12:13:51 PM EST

the worst part is that i didn’t even have to look it up…i new it off the top of my head 🙂

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From: Glenn Fitzpatrick

Subject: Re: virus protection

Date: January 11, 2007 12:17:35 PM EST

phi delta commit your choice of one of the following:

1. Hari-kari

2. Haiku

3. Seppuku

4. Sudoku

or, for 10 points,

5. Harry Caray

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From: Donald J. Brinkley

Subject: Re: virus protection

Date: January 11, 2007 12:24:12 PM EST

How about I take option 6. None of the Above…and continue to do nothing at work for the next 8 hours…

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From: Glenn Fitzpatrick

Subject: Re: virus protection

Date: January 11, 2007 12:45:33 PM EST

wrong! The correct answer is:

“I’ll take Harry Caray, and you guys take his Budwiser.”

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From: Glenn Fitzpatrick

Subject: Re: virus protection

Date: January 11, 2007 12:47:12 PM EST

or, in haiku form:

harry caray’s dead

you guys take his budwiser

he doesn’t need it