there’s been a big discussion/argument on our fraternity chapter’s email list recently about mac viruses vs. pc viruses. i didn’t have much to say about it until today:
From: Donald J. Brinkley
Subject: Re: virus protection
Date: January 11, 2007 12:08:14 PM EST
One virus to rule them all…One Virus to find them, One Virus to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them…
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From: Tony Hodge
Subject: Re: virus protection
Date: January 11, 2007 12:09:14 PM EST
Someone phi delta Don to kill himself. I think it’s justified.
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From: Donald J. Brinkley
Subject: Re: virus protection
Date: January 11, 2007 12:13:51 PM EST
the worst part is that i didn’t even have to look it up…i new it off the top of my head 🙂
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From: Glenn Fitzpatrick
Subject: Re: virus protection
Date: January 11, 2007 12:17:35 PM EST
phi delta commit your choice of one of the following:
1. Hari-kari
2. Haiku
3. Seppuku
4. Sudoku
or, for 10 points,
5. Harry Caray
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From: Donald J. Brinkley
Subject: Re: virus protection
Date: January 11, 2007 12:24:12 PM EST
How about I take option 6. None of the Above…and continue to do nothing at work for the next 8 hours…
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From: Glenn Fitzpatrick
Subject: Re: virus protection
Date: January 11, 2007 12:45:33 PM EST
wrong! The correct answer is:
“I’ll take Harry Caray, and you guys take his Budwiser.”
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From: Glenn Fitzpatrick
Subject: Re: virus protection
Date: January 11, 2007 12:47:12 PM EST
or, in haiku form:
harry caray’s dead
you guys take his budwiser
he doesn’t need it