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#4204 – how random

note the biographies on curlgirls.com; here is a lesson on how to read between the lines:

“married to nate haskell” is in big, bold letters to say “SORRY GLENN, SHE’S TAKEN.”

on the other hand, “engaged” is in small, normal-sized print to say “YES GLENN YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE.”

the end.

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text message:

From: Ben Fulcher

Nov 14, 4:57 pm

guns don’t kill people. People with mustaches kill people

To: Ben Fulcher

Sent: Nov 14, 5:00 pm / Delivered: Nov 14, 5:00 pm

Ha barbershop quartets are gangs

(i personally like how the wikipedia entry for “handlebar mustache” has mr. boh listed as being famous for his mustache, bahahaha”

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there was a sign on old gunpowder road on the way back to the apartment that said “POLICE ADVISORY: AIR BAG THEFTS ON RISE IN THIS AREA. SECURE YOUR VEHICLE.”

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work is starting to have holiday overtime for people who want to volunteer in target, best buy, or costco assisting with cell phones; i may sign up since i can use the money and it’d be ~$100 for a 4-hour shift. hrm.