1. I had a discussion with a guy once.
    We came to the conclusion that Audrey Hepburn is the natural, caring, sophisticated symbol of beauty in these modern times. Marilyn Monroe is the sort of fake, lusty, hedonistic symbol of beauty… The more popular one.

    Of course, I like them both because I loves dem goils, I do!

  2. – I hate this nightgown. I hate all my nightgowns, and I hate all my underwear too.
    – My dear, you have lovely things.
    – But I’m not two hundred years old. Why can’t I sleep in pajamas?
    – Pajamas?
    – Just the top part. Did you know that there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all?
    – I rejoice to say I do not.

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