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#3755 – BEST OF THE BADASS

RASPUTIN DEFEATS MUHAMMAD ALI, 15 – 12!

THEODORE ROOSEVELT DEFEATS JOHNNY CASH, 14 – 13!

it all comes down to this, WHO WILL BE THE BEST OF THE BADASS?

RASPUTIN

what he’s got: ladies’ man (his manly-bits are now in a jar in a russian museum, and it’s not surprising why he was such the ladies’ man once you’ve seen them 😛 go on, if you want to see them that badly a simple google search turns up more than you needed to know :P), almost superhuman – an attempt to kill him allegedly involved: food laced with cyanide (enough to kill 10 men), shooting him in the chest, being shot twice more, being beaten, and drowned in a frozen river; for much of this event he still fought back. evil-looking fellow.

what he’s not: story of his life turned into a disco song – rah! rah! rasputin!

THEODORE ROOSEVELT

what he’s got: former president of the united states, part of the “bull moose” party. commanded the “rough riders” during the spanish-american war and was posthumously awarded the medal of honor for his role in leading a charge. was shot in an assassination attempt, yet still delivered his speech immediately afterwards. mounted expeditions through the african safari and the south american wildernesses, and sent back numerous animals for scientific investigation.

what he’s not: unable to control his kids in the white house (“I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.”); squeaky voice.

tomorrow, i work from 9 – 6, then go to the baseball game from 7 to whenever.

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