#3705 – round 4

ROUND 4: Mr. T vs. Rasputin


what he’s got: gold chains, a mean attitude, and he beat cancer – take that, “t”-cell lymphoma! pities fools. used to be a bouncer and later a bodyguard, and still loves his mama: “I am the best bodyguard, because I’ll take a bullet, I’ll take a stab wound, I’ll take a hit upside the head; I’m like a Kamikaze pilot; The President got shot because his men relaxed.” made “be somebody, or be somebody’s fool”. also, has a general reputation for toughness.

what he’s not: what the heck is this?? also, made “be somebody, or be somebody’s fool”.


what he’s got: ladies’ man (his manly-bits are now in a jar in a russian museum, and it’s not surprising why once you’ve seen them :P), almost superhuman – an attempt to kill him may have involved: food laced with cyanide (enough to kill 10 men), shooting him in the chest, being shot twice more, being beaten, and drowned in a frozen river; for much of this event he still fought back. evil-looking fellow.

what he’s not: story of his life turned into a disco song – rah! rah! rasputin!

both seem like they can take a licking and keep on ticking… who’s going to be the winner of round 4??

VOTING CLOSED! Rasputin wins, 13-7! on to round 5!