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#3538 – pirates!

look! new icon!

and now, for an entry as weird as it sounds, feisty_fitz lent me this pr0n that she’s borrowing from our cousin elizabeth. yes, that is super weird, there is no need to tell me that!!

BUT.

it is SO worth the weirdness of HOW it was acquired. why?

it is HILARIOUS. it’s like a parody of “pirates of the caribbean” yet not. even without the pr0n it’d be a great movie just for this one guy’s lines – i’ll need to write down his chucklearious lines and make icons with them sometime when i give it a second viewing, that is how chucklearious it is! i mean, seriously! how could you not like something with such lines as:

wench: “tell us about your dreams, captain!”

pirate-hunting ship’s captain: “LAST NIGHT I DREAMT MY PENIS WAS A THREE-MASTED SPANISH GALLEON!!”

i had to stifle laughter so many times while watching it! and i’ve still got an hour left to go! this thing is TWO HOURS LONG. it’s like “gone with the wind”! EPIC PROPORTIONS!

ok, glenn. never ever ever say “epic proportions” again when talking about pr0nz.

but still. this is SO worth it. it sells out shows at carnegie mellon university, even! hahaha