so i was talking with a few of my coworkers today about frederique, this french girl i was introduced to last night (who is also rather hawt, btw):

coworkers: “is she cute?”

me: “OUI OUI!!!”

coworkers: “…”

me: “i’m glad i have a mini cooper s in this situation!”

coworkers: “…?”

me: “I CAN SHOW HER MY S CAR GO!!”

coworkers: “…”