#3295 – crotchety old glenn

1. what’s up with everybody being so bitter? “it’s better to give than receive they say, but i seriously doubt that” says one of the presenters. oh, cry me a river you didn’t get nominated.

2. best part of the emmys so far have been donald trump singing “green acres”, blue man group giving an award for best reality tv show, the nomination for conan o’brien’s comedy writing team for best comedy writers, and the johnny carson tribute. (funny, because he actually once refused to go to an awards show like this).

3. if i ever win an award in something like this, and my speech is longer than just the two words “thank you”, will somebody please shoot me?

other than that, here’s what i think of award shows: *makes exaggerated wanking-motion* 😛