did this on myspace, and got enough chuckles out of it i had to repost it here with commentary…
Directions: Type “(your name) is” with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 5 responses. Copy, then repost your responses:
“Glenn is on tour all over the place in the next few months, with and without the fabulous Fluffers.”
fluffers, eh? 😀 😀 😀
“Glenn is genuine, all right — from his sandals and brown velvet sweatpants, to the Elvis playing on the radio in his Mustang, to his friendly banter with the gal at the pickup window at Wendy’s. He ordered three hamburgers and called them “Quarter Pounders,” then proceeded to apologize for his mistake like he just blown a fourth-and-short call with less than a minute to play.”
how many times do i have to tell you? it’s GLENNUINE!
“Glenn is married to a beautiful attorney named Jennifer and has a broken one-eyed kitty named Spooky. He is currently working on his first novel, a cyberpunk thriller entitled The Beast Without.”
you know how i love those attorneys!
“Glenn, whose full legal name consists of the single word “Glenn,” is an American performer and artist. As a clown he was known variously as “Bongo”, “Bongo the Clown”, or “The Great Bongo”.”
“I read many Glenn posts and I say Glenn is a tomato! It is the true!”
yeah, that sounds like my journal… i’m going to put that in my user profile! XD hahahah… and to prove i’m not making up this one: http://usenetsports.com/archive/index.php/t-518800.html
in other news, i think i’m going to be rather bitter this coming semester, partly because i still have some ways to go, and more partly considering that 85-90%ish of the campus population will be younger than i am. makes finding teh laydeez that are my age a bit difficult, know what i mean, vern?
i need a jim varney icon. hrmm…
eta: meowremix3804 – “made it from scratch”?? that was terrible!!! 🙂 thanks!