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#3219 – i blame tom cruise

so i was bored tonight (BORED OUT OF MY MIND) and spent most of the night reading crap about scientology. WHY?? i’d make a list of stupid shit that this needs to be lumped in with, but i’d die of stupid before it was done.

remind me to give l ron hubbard a kick in the nuts or something… note to tom cruise: a “religion” based around an evil alien from 75 million years ago who blew up earth by detonating h-bombs in volcanoes can ONLY be the work of a science-fiction nutter. also: i have lost respect for several different celebrities. not all of the ones on that list, though…

bruno_boy: “yeah i don’t know who i feel worse for: [patrick] swayze, or the scientologists”

now i’m trying to go to sleep because i need to be at work at 7 am, and some random bug has appeared in the den and is now buzzing at me, flying into the ceiling, and dive-bombing me as well. great.

best part of the day though was when a customer complained at me how we wouldn’t be able to get his phone activated on his account because the fcc has prohibited us from programming phones without e911 capabilities, he yelled at me…

customer: “SO I CAN’T GET MY PHONE PROGRAMMED ON MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE AT THE FCC WON’T LET ME??”

me: “yes, sir, that is correct!”

nothing beats this one by another one of my coworkers a few months ago…

customer: “YOU GUYS JUST LIKE FUCKING AROUND WITH ME!!”

married male sales rep: “no sir, you are not my type!”

ok, time to go to sleep and hope i don’t die of pneumonia in my sleep because i read this and this! hopefully too this bug will shut the hell up and stop freaking me out in here too. jeez, let a guy get some sleep already!