#3096 – 6' long scratch

Lance: Still got your Malibu?

Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?

Lance: What?

Vincent: Fucking keyed it.

Lance: Oh, man, that’s fucked up.

Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.

Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.

Vincent: Boy, I wish I could’ve caught him doing it. I’d have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It’d been worth him doing it just so I could’ve caught him doing it.

Lance: What a fucker!

Vincent: What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.

Lance: You don’t do it.

Vincent: It’s just against the rules.

…FUCKING HELL. one of my coworkers pointed it out to me today when he was checking out my car since he was thinking about getting a mini. i don’t know when or where it happened, but now i need to see about contacting my insurance to have them take care of it.