i was just looking through google news and they had an article that said “apple’s stock went up 12% today!”
me: *yawn* “that’s not that much… wait… did they really mean 12%???” *checks his portfolio*
HOLY CRAP. APPLE WENT UP $3.35 PER SHARE?!?!
and that’s how in one day apple made me $60 and doubled the money i had made on them to-date. XDDD