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#2521 – bad puns

oh, yeah, i remember what happened at work: bad jokes!

“did you hear about snoop dogg?? he’s jewish now! but i read in the national enquirer that he was bit by a vampire… he was last seen down at the temple sippin’ on gin and jews!”

(ok, so i had some help with that one from indie rock pete, but i had to make up the buildup for the joke myself 😛 har har har)

*after closing, when we were submitting the store’s numbers for the evening of how many transactions we did*

drew: “heather! you’ve got to put down your numbers for the day!!”

heather: “but i’m in the bathroom!!!”

me: “does that mean that right now she’s putting down a 1 and a 2?”