after seeing this, i was talking with john about maybe i ought to join the navy or something, and he was telling me how a friend of his could get us surplus navy uniforms…

me: i’ll search out the women with that on

me: and then

me: AWOOOGA AWOOOGA

me: DIVE DIVE

john: strike

me: FIRE TORPEDO ONE!

me: SHE’S GOING DOWN!

me: *glub glub glub*

john: strike 2 on the same joke

me: hahahaha

me: it’ll be one night full of “HEAVE-‘HO'”

john: annnnnddd he’s out

me: haaaaaaa

me: grand slam

me: yo ho blow the man down?

john: and that’s it

by popular request: piratey music (please don’t kill my server! XD;;) as performed by local group “the pyrates royale”! if you like these songs then please please please buy a cd of theirs! they’re really good! ^_^