according to a certain person, my computer contains…

bruno_boy: “ONE GIG OF MAN-RAM!”

also:

me: “would you expect some place called ‘lesbian park’ to have lesbians in it?”

zenmetsu: “uhh…”

bruno_boy: “that’s like saying you’re going to burger king and not expecting to find burgers!”

me: “yeah, but there’s no kings there!”

bruno_boy: “… good point.”