last night shoujonomori and myself had a big conversation… IN HAIKU FORM!!!
(things in italic are things tina said, things in regular text are my posts)
tina: it’s the ultimate form of communication ;-;
of course it is, ne?
these haikus are so much fun
and challenging too
it is not so hard!
i love to make up haikus
FIVE DOLLAH SUCKY!
for a good time, hm?
just beware of the vice squad!
unless you like ‘cuffs…? ^^;
I do not know, man!
afterall, I’m just a girl!
tee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
naughty jokes – timeless:
end of war, general lee
says “my dixie wrecked!”
lees wang got broken!?
oh god, that is such a shame!
how will he pee now!?
no viagra – none!
at all! but somehow they say:
“south will rise again!”
the south is done for.
viagra is for old men!
who lost wiggly sperms. XD
perhaps that is so –
i think horse-riding to blame
for them “shooting blanks”!
napolean had-
a condition from riding
too much on his horse!
silly french! friend once
read: “c’est la vie, c’est la guerre,
c’est un pomme de terre.”
(seen on a wall once)
translation: “that’s life, that’s war,
that’s a potato.”
mm, potatoes, yum!
life can be harsh, yes it can
but always look up ;D
that is good advice
so is eating your greens, and
not playing in street!
in the street is where
i will learn to crash a nice
bigass ambulance! XD
for a moment i
thought you said “catch” and not “crash”!
reading skills are good.
i was able to
read big books when I was in
my nursery school!
i know that I have
very good reading skills, yes
death chan icon, ooh!
hooray for death-chan!
i am horny just like her! XD
but no wings for me ;_;
ha, that is funny!
death chan has a tragic past
she was once human ;-;
she needs therapy
or maybe medication?
a doctor i’m not
she needs good lovin’
from a horny demon boy
else, she will be sad ;_;
poor death-chan… so sad!
why not find her a nice beau
in the personals?
in her distant world
she does not trust anyone
though she will fuck guys
she does not love them!
they are merely toys to her
her anger is large.
“single white demon
girl seeking horned demon male –
and no goth poseurs!”
WATCH AS TINAFISH
falls onto the floor laughing
at witty haiku!
anger management!
tell her to count to ten, or
carry a stress ball!
stress ball will pop due
to her long, demonic nails
cursed is she, death chan ;-:
sounds like death-chan could
use a manicure to look
very nice for prom!
she does not go to
the prom! if she does then she
will eat everyone.
oh well! no need for
there to be chaperones, then!
yay for cost-cutting!
i am so hungry
perhaps I shall fetch a glass
of milk and cookies
okey-doke – and i
had better be going to
bed now too, g’night! ^_^
good night to you, yes
be sure to dream of death chan
and her horniness!
aye, cap’n! will do!
i really ought to make a
death-chan plushie, ne? XD
yes you really should!
and ask if you could have IN–
DY CARDBOARD CUTOUT
i really want it
oh yes I do ;-; i would love
to put him upstairs.
i’ll see what i can
do – “for a friend”, i’ll tell ’em…
see if they’ll believe ~_^
i really hope so!
and if you must pay for it
reimbursement, yes!
will keep that in mind!
but don’t know how i’ll ship him! ;_;
oh well… now good night ^_^
have a good night now!
See you tomorrow perhaps
ho ho, night night, yay!
peep my “away” text
it is funny to THE MAXX!!
lots of fun ensues!
wow, you are clever!
such a cute message that is!
good night once again!
a haiku for you:
a sleeping glenn is me, see?
*sound of sawing logs*