*retiring this bit from my userinfo*

Well, it’s on’n’n’on’n’on on’n’on,

The beat don’t stop until the break of dawn.

I said M-A-S, T-E-R, a G, and that’s me –

I said I go by the unforgettable name

Of the man they call the Master G.

Well, my name is known all over the world

By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.

I’m goin’ down in history

As the baddest brother there ever could be.

Now, I’m not as tall as the rest of the gang

But I rap to the beat just the same.

I got a little face, and a pair of green eyes

All I’m here to do, ladies, is hypnotize

I guess by now you can take a hunch

And find that I am the baby of the bunch

But that’s okay, I still keep in stride,

‘Cos all I’m here to do is just wiggle your behind

I’m gonna freak you here, I’m gona freak you there,

I’m gonna move you outta this atmosphere.

‘Cos I’m one of a kind and I’ll shock your mind

I’ll put TNT in your behind. I said

One, two, three, four, come on, girls, get on the floor

A-come alive, y’all, a-gimme whatcha got

‘Cos I’m guaranteed to make you rock

– slightly modified from “Rapper’s Delight”, by The Sugarhill Gang

*added this bit to my userinfo under “what people have had to say about me*

zenmetsu: “……..wtf are you on?”

oboe_sama: “CHEERIOS!!!!! WITH SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”