#1542 – lotto


i have decided to win the lotto.

you see, most really eccentric people have the wealth to just up and do whatever they want. so if i wanted to just up and fly off to st. paul, minnesota just to eat an egg-salad sandwich, then i could just up and do that. so, i’ve either got to win the lotto, or strike it rich with oil – just like jed clampett.

chances are i won’t be able to just easily find oil, though… even if i found me one of those divining rod thingies…

i could take an idea from pete, and make my goals for the year:

– rob a bank

– get away with it