A Girl’s Prayer…
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the garden and the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
A Guy’s Prayer…
Lord, I pray for a nympho with big boobs
who owns a liquor store… and a boat.