#1528 – prayers

A Girl’s Prayer…

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, he won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to “How big’s my behind?”

One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin,

In the hall, the garden and the kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the creep you sent me instead.


A Guy’s Prayer…

Lord, I pray for a nympho with big boobs

who owns a liquor store… and a boat.