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#1476 – sexyful (as if you couldn't tell the mood would be "horny")

[Choosing a masseuse.]

James Bond: If it’s all the same to you, I’ll just take this little old lady here.

Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she’s very sexyful.

i haven’t seen “you only live twice” in years… very good james bond movie. i’ve had the theme to it stuck in my head the past week or so, except the one that i was thinking of was a lot more high-pitched than the version by nancy sinatra, hehe.

anyway, so i got my haircut today. last night i was telling dan about my stylist:

me: i set up an appointment to get my hair cut tomorrow

me: by my sexy stylist XD

dan: you lucky dawg

me: i’m not sure if i was just looking for an excuse to see her, because my hair isn’t THAT long, lol

dan: you horny dawg

me: what, you mean i’m going to start humping her leg?

me: i wouldn’t put that past me, you know

i was thinking of that while she cut my hair, and almost burst out laughing, lol ^_^; i think it was good that i got it cut now, though – otherwise i’d have to get it cut over the next few weeks, and i’m going to be too busy for that. ^^;

last night i also added a block of modified lyrics to my lj profile:

Well, it’s on’n’n’on’n’on on’n’on,

The beat don’t stop until the break of dawn.

I said M-A-S, T-E-R, a G, and that’s me –

I said I go by the unforgettable name

Of the man they call the Master G.

Well, my name is known all over the world

By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.

I’m goin’ down in history

As the baddest brother there ever could be.

Now, I’m not as tall as the rest of the gang

But I rap to the beat just the same.

I got a little face, and a pair of green eyes

All I’m here to do, ladies, is hypnotize

I guess by now you can take a hunch

And find that I am the baby of the bunch

But that’s okay, I still keep in stride,

‘Cos all I’m here to do is just wiggle your behind

I’m gonna freak you here, I’m gona freak you there,

I’m gonna move you outta this atmosphere.

‘Cos I’m one of a kind and I’ll shock your mind

I’ll put TNT in your behind. I said

One, two, three, four, come on, girls, get on the floor

A-come alive, y’all, a-gimme whatcha got

‘Cos I’m guaranteed to make you rock

– slightly modified from “Rapper’s Delight”, by The Sugarhill Gang

dave thought that my modifications made me like weird al, except i was more of a pimp, lol.

i was also talking with mom about going to japan and ordering tickets and whatnot. i’ll have to wait until next week to order my tickets, because then i’ll have a giant paycheck to help pay for it, hehehe ^_^ when i was searching the website for reservation stuff for japan airlines, i found this one line:

“F class is for Super Seat.”

i remarked to dan that that sounded like some sort of superhero, lol.

tomorrow, i have my management class to go to so i can see people’s presentations, then tomorrow evening stu and i are going to dan’s place to work on music videos

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