bwahahahaha…. usps faq #34:

—- 10/13/2001 05:20 AM ———————————————

Hello !!!

I purchased an item from ebay and it was shipped to me. However it has not arrived. The following is the information that I recived from the shipper:

Greetings!

Your purchase, for auction 1641521723, BEAUTIFUL RED RABBIT

FUR Flogger BDSM Whip, has been shipped and should arrive soon.

If you have questions regarding this shipment, please check

the US Postal web site, at http://www.usps.com and use confirmation

number 01805213907107980810. The US Postal Service is still

saying 2-3 days on Priority Mail shipments, but despite the

fact that my main station is Buffalo, NY, instead of NYC, I

can’t help but believe that there may be a bit of delay. Please

let me know when you receive this – perhaps it will be a glimmering

ray of hopefulness that some normailty is returning to our lives.

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I have tracked the number that was given and all I get is :

Delivery Status

You entered 0180 5213 9071 0798 0810

The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper or shipping partner at 9:55pm on September 26, 2001. No further information is available for this item.

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My correct mailing address is April Holly Smith 724 Count Ave, North Las Vegas, NV 89030.

Any information would be appreciated.

answer:

At 10/17/2001 12:18 PM we wrote – Thank you for your interest in our website. You can assist our efforts to locate your piece of mail by completing Postal Service Form 1510, “Mail Loss/Rifling Report.” You can make this inquiry at any post office or call the “Claims and Inquiry” number listed in your telephone directory. Whichever way you choose, a postal employee will assist you in completing your inquiry. Part of this form will go to the postal inspectors, who analyze inquiries assembled from across the nation to reveal patterns of losses and delays.