this was a funny frank zappa song i found in my playlist a few weeks ago and have had stuck in my head recently… dunno who sings it, but frank narrated it with the bits in italics…

ring of fire – frank zappa

love is a burning thing …that’s right

and it leaves a fiery ring …that’s a fiery ring

i was captured by pure desire …that’s right

i fell into a ring of fire …ow ow ow!

i fell into a burning ring of fire

fell down down down

the flames hit the pyre

and it burns burns burns

that ring of fire

that ring of fire

love is a burning thing …that’s right, it’s the same verse again

and it leaves a fiery ring …it’s one way of learning english

i was captured by pure desire …pure dee-zyre

i fell into that burning ring of fire …ow ow ow!

i fell into a burning ring of fire

fell down down down

the flames hit the pyre

and it burns burns burns

that ring of fire

that ring of fire