kryten: “archie? where are you?”

kochanski: “who’s archie?”

kryten: “my penis… he just escaped….”

kochanski: “but kryten… why do you want a penis??”

kryten: “because it’s so humilating for me to be posted in the womens’ ward of the prison because i don’t have any penis!”

…

cat: “ahh! there’s something on me!!”

lister: “what the hell is that?”

kryten: “…i think that’s archie.”

lister: “kryten – who the hell is archie?”

kryten: “not to worry sir, he’s just my penis…”

red dwarf is so funny XDDD