first i drove home with joe the manager’s keys, and now i just did the same thing with ray the customer service rep’s keys ^_^;;;;;;;

i drove back to the store but they had already all closed up, so i sent a message to tony the temp to see if he had ray’s phone number. he didn’t have it on this new phone he purchased recently, but he gave me his password so i could access his vtext.com info, where i was able to get his number and send him a text message from there ^_^;;

*puts this song on as punishment and incentive to not steal keys from his coworkers no more*