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can anyone tell i'm bored? lol

if i could fart like my dad, by da yoopers:

dad: “hey son”

son: “what dad?”

dad: “catch dis one!”

*rrrnt*

son: “oh, good one!”

dad: “ooh, heh heh heh…”

if i could fart like my dad *rrrnt rrrnt*

i’d be the most popular lad *rrrnt rrrnt*

all the fellas would yell:

“oh that kid is swell! they make noise… and boy do they smell!”

*rrrnt*

farting is my favorite fun *rrrnt*

use my coolo like a gun *rrrnt*

beans and broccoli ammunition *rrrnt*

prime my butt for gas emission *rrrnt*

sneak up on my sister near “hehe”

turn around and point my rear “oh oh!”

lift my leg – *rrrnt* oh! – there it goes!

deadly gas invades her nose! “gotcha!” “ma! he farted on me!”

ma said i’m just like my dad *rrrnt rrrnt*

i’m slowly driving her mad *rrrnt rrrnt*

when i let ’em fly, they smell like pork pie

and they give her watery eyes! “hee hee hee” *rrrnt rrrnt*

farting is my favorite fun *rrrnt*

use my coolo like a gun *rrrnt*

beans and broccoli ammunition *rrrnt*

prime my butt for gas emission *rrrnt*

sneak up on my sister dear “oh oh!”

turn around and point my rear “oh no!”

lift my leg – *rrrnt* oh! – there it goes! “ohh!”

deadly gas invades her nose!

“gotcha again!” *rrrnt*

“maa! i’m telling! maaaa!!”

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