if i could fart like my dad, by da yoopers:
dad: “hey son”
son: “what dad?”
dad: “catch dis one!”
*rrrnt*
son: “oh, good one!”
dad: “ooh, heh heh heh…”
if i could fart like my dad *rrrnt rrrnt*
i’d be the most popular lad *rrrnt rrrnt*
all the fellas would yell:
“oh that kid is swell! they make noise… and boy do they smell!”
*rrrnt*
farting is my favorite fun *rrrnt*
use my coolo like a gun *rrrnt*
beans and broccoli ammunition *rrrnt*
prime my butt for gas emission *rrrnt*
sneak up on my sister near “hehe”
turn around and point my rear “oh oh!”
lift my leg – *rrrnt* oh! – there it goes!
deadly gas invades her nose! “gotcha!” “ma! he farted on me!”
ma said i’m just like my dad *rrrnt rrrnt*
i’m slowly driving her mad *rrrnt rrrnt*
when i let ’em fly, they smell like pork pie
and they give her watery eyes! “hee hee hee” *rrrnt rrrnt*
farting is my favorite fun *rrrnt*
use my coolo like a gun *rrrnt*
beans and broccoli ammunition *rrrnt*
prime my butt for gas emission *rrrnt*
sneak up on my sister dear “oh oh!”
turn around and point my rear “oh no!”
lift my leg – *rrrnt* oh! – there it goes! “ohh!”
deadly gas invades her nose!
“gotcha again!” *rrrnt*
“maa! i’m telling! maaaa!!”