whenever you’re feeling down, just be glad you don’t have the same name that this one guy who works for verizon wireless has:

anil dookie

apparently one of my coworkers found his name when looking through the address book for his email program one day, and when he mentioned it to us another one of my coworkers said that he helped her out with getting her tuition paid, lol. unfortunately she started to get a bit carried away when she started talking about him and said loudly in the middle of the store “BUT ANIL DOOKIE HELPED ME…” – thank goodness we got her to quiet down, lol.