me: krispy kreme has mad stock
me: if you bought it about a year ago you’d have mad money
me: it zooms up
me: like my wang
dan: stop, please for the love of god
me: see, lookit, a year ago it was at about $16-17 / share
me: now it’s $45
dan: nice improvement
me: stocks = my wang!
dan: does your wang have tremendous growth potential?
me: hell yeah, my wang has mad growth potential
me: everyone wants in on my wang