use examples involving money for math problems… when you're already using money, what do you use then?

me: krispy kreme has mad stock

me: lol

dan: hahahahhaa

me: if you bought it about a year ago you’d have mad money

me: it zooms up

me: like my wang

dan: ….

dan: stop, please for the love of god

me: lol


me: see, lookit, a year ago it was at about $16-17 / share

me: now it’s $45

me: damn

dan: nice improvement

me: yeah

me: lol

me: stocks = my wang!

me: HA!

dan: does your wang have tremendous growth potential?

me: hell yeah, my wang has mad growth potential

me: everyone wants in on my wang