from "red dwarf"…

Hey, I’m looking so good today! If I looked any better, I’d be illegal! Hello, hello! Testing, testing! One, one, one. Me, me, me! Attention, all lady cats! I am feeling very, very sexy! Can you hear me, lady cats? My body is available! Please form a queue! No squabbling! This is your lucky day! Your love boat has come to port – all hands on deck!

if you couldn’t tell…


i need a woman



o_o ooh, that’s eerie… soon as i finished typing this i got an im out of the blue from the girl i took to junior prom in high school saying “good night sweetie” and that’s it… hehehe