*phone rings*

me: hello?

telemarketer: hi, this is mike smersh from at&t wireless, and i’d just like to talk to you about…

me: that’s ok, we’re not interested…

telemarketer: you sure? it’s a free cellphone!

me: well, i work for verizion, see?

telemarkter: oh! tough sale! ok, well, you take care…

*click*