"you better discover your ass away from here!" "chris, they're hostile!" "yeah, and they're mad too!"

“‘if i don’t discover america, there’s not going to be a benjamin franklin. or star-spangled banner, and the land of the free and home of the brave. and no ray charles!’ when the queen heard ‘no ray charles’ she panicked. ‘ray charles? you gonna find ray charles? he in america?’ chris said ‘damn right, that’s where all those records come from!’ so the queen is running through the halls of the castle saying ‘chris is gonna find ray charles! he’s goin’ to america!” she wrote him out a traveler’s check.” – flip wilson, “christopher columbus”

i remember listening to this sketch on a record when i was in 5th grade. really funny stuff. ^__^