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i'm so sick of they might be giants right now, lol

ever click the little bit under “user info” that says “(more details…)“? see that bit that says Comments: Posted: 17, Received: 14? my mentality always says to me that i should have more recieved more comments than posted them. i guess i just have a mentality that i shouldn’t post where i’m not needed. ^_^;; kinda that i shouldn’t talk unless spoken to, or something.

anime, anime conventions, anime music videos, anime soundtracks, aphex twin, apollo 440, barq’s, books, cats, classical music, computers, cowboy bebop, discworld, doctor who, eat the roses, girls, graphic novels, japan, japanese, junkyard wars, katsucon, kraftwerk, match game, megatokyo, monty python, monty python’s flying circus, movies, mr. t, music, neobaka, oboes, otakon, red dwarf, root beer, spies, techno, television, the blues brothers, the brunching shuttlecocks, the chemical brothers, the princess bride, they might be giants, tintin, violinist of hameln, webcomics, webdesign, world domination

been messing with the interests bit under “user info” – there are some categories for things that i wouldn’t have guessed there’d be more than one person putting in their interests; i thought that “match game”, “barq’s” root beer, “mr. t”, “neobaka”, and “root beer” would have nobody else listing them in their interests. currently, however, there’s only one thing that i’m the only one who has listed. care to guess? the answer’s at the bottom of my entry.

i’m surprised though that i was the first person to have “eat the roses” down in my interests. shame on you, megs! not being loyal to your own comic! ~_^ i’m not the only anymore, though. some girl added it to her interests and says she won’t tell her friends about it because then it’ll become really cool with her friends and she won’t be unique anymore, so she’ll tell them about it and not post the link.

you can really learn a lot about clicking on those little interest links – people LOVE anime, but not as much as computers, and they sure don’t think much of anime conventions and anime music videos. etc. They’ve got a list of the most popular interests here. Apparently everybody likes music, more people like girls than boys, 80’s music is more popular than “Rage Against The Machine”, and more people like red than they like green.

this reminds me of the Brunching Shuttlecocks’ features The World According to AltaVista and More of the World According to AltaVista. Take a look and see what I mean!

Anyway, it just seems to me that there’s a psychology lesson in there someplace.

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7 Comments

  1. Comments: Posted: 3, Received: 0

    I’ve not much better though i could of sworn i’d posted more then 3.

    Oh well. as for the disclaimer. 🙂

    You forgot “Don’t taunt happy fun ball.”

    Godai

  2. ack

    i have a name, you know. XD *feels embarrassed*

    actually, you kinda got my point in that post wrong. what i meant was that…oh god, i can’t explain it. but it’s not like that

    who am i? do you care? i bet not! HA HA!

    >.< *runs away*

    • Re: ack

      yeah, glenn doesn’t know you, but i guess he’s just inqusitive about stuff like that ^^ its always cool to find other fans of obscure stuff.

      maybe you read what he wrote wrong. reading back over it now, it could kinda sound like he was makign what you said elitist and stuff, but as a fellow voh fan, i think i know what you’re saying. its so fun to have a inside joke with yourself. like when i say to my non-anime friends “you cannot defeat my kotatsu style!” ^_^ maybe i’m misinterpretting too, but oh well.

    • Re: ack

      yeah, even i like to have inside jokes with myself too… lol, usually with me and my friends when i show them webpages that i find, they figure that “only glenn can find pages like that”, so sometimes i tell them about what i found, but don’t tell them where i got it from. then they just figure it’s me being my usual crazy self ^_^;;

  3. it’s all good

    …so i’m reading what i wrote last night, and it just hit me: i sounded SO dumb! please forgive me! sometimes i can be so obnoxious. and besides that, i wasn’t in the greatest of moods…>.<

    inside jokes with yourself are so much fun. and i’m really glad that, despite my utter obnoxiousness (not a word? it is now!), you both understand my point…*sigh*

    i’m sorry! i’m going to keep apologizing forever!

    • Re: it’s all good

      aww, don’t worry, you don’t need to apologize – i didn’t think you were being stupid or obnoxious or anything. it seemed perfectly valid to me how you didn’t want to tell friends about something interesting and cool you’ve found. ^_^

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