tell application "Finder"
	
	set cheesyMovies to files of disk "Satellite Of Love" whose label index is 0
	--These are the worst movies that we can find. (la la la)
	
	--Now let's pick out a random movie from that list and put the 'M' into "MST3k"
	set mysteryMovie to (random number from 1 to (count cheesyMovies) with seed (time of (current date)))
	
	--Send him the movie, Frank.
	set deepHurting to item mysteryMovie of cheesyMovies
	open deepHurting using application file "VLC.app" of folder "Applications" of startup disk
	
end tell

tell application "VLC"
	
	--We've got movie sign!!!!!!
	fullscreen
	
end tell